Post by moonprince804 on Jun 19, 2006 15:38:27 GMT -5
I thought I'd make a thread where we tell ''Yo Momma'' jokes. I'll start with some (they'll be separated into sections)-
Yo Momma is so ugly-
-when she walks into a store the security cameras get turned off
-rats jump on the chair and scream when they see her
-her husband takes her to work with him so he won't have to kiss her goodbye
-she has to go trick-or-treating online
-she turned Medusa to stone
-when she was born, her mother said, ''What a treasure!'' and her father replied, ''yes, let's go bury her.''
Yo Momma is so fat-
-her senior picture was an aerial view
-her shadow weighs 40 pounds
-when she stepped on a scale, it said, ''to be continued...''
-when she bungee jumps she brings the bridge down with her
-the kitchen has a restraining order against her
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-she had to get baptized at Sea World
-''Gorillas in the Mist'' was shot in her shower
Yo Momma is so stupid-
-she got hit by a parked car
-she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's
-she sold her car for gas money
-when she heard someone say that it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon
-she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
-she went to see a movie and saw that it was rated NC-17, so she went home to get 16 friends
Yo Momma is so poor-
-I saw her digging in a dumpster one day. I asked her what she was doing and she said that she was Christmas shopping
-starving children send her money
-all the rainbows in her neighborhood are in black and white
-her television is an Etch-and-Sketch
-when someone dusted the cobwebs she shouted, ''Stop taking down the drapes!''
-she eats cereal with forks to save milk
Yo Momma is so ugly-
-when she walks into a store the security cameras get turned off
-rats jump on the chair and scream when they see her
-her husband takes her to work with him so he won't have to kiss her goodbye
-she has to go trick-or-treating online
-she turned Medusa to stone
-when she was born, her mother said, ''What a treasure!'' and her father replied, ''yes, let's go bury her.''
Yo Momma is so fat-
-her senior picture was an aerial view
-her shadow weighs 40 pounds
-when she stepped on a scale, it said, ''to be continued...''
-when she bungee jumps she brings the bridge down with her
-the kitchen has a restraining order against her
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-she had to get baptized at Sea World
-''Gorillas in the Mist'' was shot in her shower
Yo Momma is so stupid-
-she got hit by a parked car
-she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's
-she sold her car for gas money
-when she heard someone say that it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon
-she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
-she went to see a movie and saw that it was rated NC-17, so she went home to get 16 friends
Yo Momma is so poor-
-I saw her digging in a dumpster one day. I asked her what she was doing and she said that she was Christmas shopping
-starving children send her money
-all the rainbows in her neighborhood are in black and white
-her television is an Etch-and-Sketch
-when someone dusted the cobwebs she shouted, ''Stop taking down the drapes!''
-she eats cereal with forks to save milk