Post by moonprince804 on Jan 2, 2005 22:52:23 GMT -5
Konnichi Wa, minna! Watashi wa bishoujo senshi sailor moon otaku moonprince804, *cuts Japanese* and I am going to write a fictional, humorous (at least I hope) story on when DiC obtained the rights to Sailor Moon. This is a conversation between the staff members on how they will dub it.
Note: This takes place in 1994, or 1995, or whenever they got the rights.
ENJOY!
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It was a dark and stormy night. Just the perfect kind of night for the evil DiC. In their underground laboratory, the members of DiC were sitting around a table. They had just obtained the rights to a very popular anime, entitled ''Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon''. But you know what DiC does with their anime. They CUT it, and SLASH it, and BURN it. Ima Hoe, the mastermind behind DiC, who absolutely hates anime, spoke what she thought on how they should dub it.
Ima Hoe: I think we should make this a kid-friendly show. Make it more ''cartoonish''.
But Bass Turd, a guy who loves anime and hates kids, objected.
Bass Turd: Let's just translate it. The more crap we add onto this show, the more money it'll cost.
The members gasped at the bad word Bass Turd said. Sid Iot, an idiot, need I say more, spoke up.
Sid Iot: You said a bad word, Bass!
The staff cried like little children.
Bass Turd: Shut up!
The staff all stopped.
Bass Turd: Like I said, let's just translate it.
Ima Hoe: No! If we just leave it as it is, then President Clinton will burn us at the stake.
Bass Turd: Screw him! Just translate it!
Sid Iot: I say we change the names, the transformations, the attacks, and the plot, just for the hell of it!
Ima Hoe: Good idea!
Bass Turd: Screw you all then, I quit!
And with that, Bass Turd left.
Sid Iot: What's with him?
Ima Hoe: Forget him. Now, let's think of some names.
Ima picked up the script and read the names.
Ima Hoe: Usagi Tsukino? What the hell does that mean?
Everybody shrugged.
Ima Hoe: Well, this girl is Sailor Moon. And since she's associated with the moon, let's name her...Selena!
Staff Member: Too obvious. How about Serena?
Everybody agrees.
Ima Hoe: So it's settled, Usagi Tsukino will be renamed Serena!
Everybody cheers.
Sid Iot: But doesn't she need a last name?
Ima Hoe: This show is going to be aimed to little four-year olds. They won't know what a last name is!
Sid Iot: Well, okay. If you insist.
Ima Hoe: Now the next character, Ami Mizuno, otherwise known as Sailor Mercury. She has water power.
Sid Iot: How about Aqua?
Ima Hoe: Is Aqua even a real name?
Sid Iot: Who cares?
Ima Hoe: I care! We're not naming her Aqua!
Staff Member: Well, the name Ami does sound like the name Amy.
Ima Hoe: An excellent idea! Ami Mizuno will from now on be Amy!
Everybody cheers, again.
Ima Hoe: Rei Hino. Is Rei even a girl's name.
Sid Iot: How about we add an ''a'' at the end. Raya!
Ima Hoe: The audience won't understand the name Raya! Any other suggestions?
Staff Member: Let's keep the name, but spell it differently.
Sid Iot: Yeah! Like R-A-Y!
Ima Hoe: I don't like the version of the spelling. How about R-A-Y-E?
Staff Member: Works for me.
Everybody cheers, yet again.
Ima Hoe: The next one, Makoto Kino. But she is called Mako. She is Sailor Jupiter.
Sid Iot: I know! Her name can be Elizabeth, but she is called Lizzie!
Ima Hoe: Well, maybe her name should match her personality. She likes to cook.
Staff Member: That reminds me of a litre.
Ima Hoe: Litre, Lita.
Sid Iot: Ooh, Lita! That's great!
Ima Hoe: Everybody agree?
Staff Members: YES!
Ima Hoe: Good. Now the next one, Minako Aino. She is Sailor Venus.
Sid Iot: Well, if you take out the ''ko'' part, that leaves Mina. That sounds pretty American.
Ima Hoe: Mina... I like it! All in favor?
Staff Members: I!
Ima Hoe: Mina it is! Now the next one, Mamoru Chiba. He is Tuxedo...Kamen?
Sid Iot: What does ''kamen'' mean?
Staff Member: You mean ''common''?
Ima Hoe: No! It's spelled k-a-m-e-n. Now, he wears boots, a tuxedo, of course.
Staff Member: How about Tuxedo Boots?
Ima Hoe: No, that sounds stupid.
Sid Iot: Hey, don't say the s-word!
Ima Hoe: Gloves...
Staff Member: Tuxedo Gloves?
Ima Hoe: No...
Sid Iot looks at the picture of Tuxedo Kamen and notices his mask.
Sid Iot: Hey, I like his mask!
Ima Hoe: Mask? Maybe kamen means mask. Tuxedo Mask. That makes sense. Tuxedo Mask it is!
Everybody cheers.
Ima Hoe: That's all we'll do today. I'm getting tired. Let's call it a night.
Staff Members: Okay!
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Do you like it so far? I'll continue it if I get replies saying that you like it.
Note: This takes place in 1994, or 1995, or whenever they got the rights.
ENJOY!
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It was a dark and stormy night. Just the perfect kind of night for the evil DiC. In their underground laboratory, the members of DiC were sitting around a table. They had just obtained the rights to a very popular anime, entitled ''Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon''. But you know what DiC does with their anime. They CUT it, and SLASH it, and BURN it. Ima Hoe, the mastermind behind DiC, who absolutely hates anime, spoke what she thought on how they should dub it.
Ima Hoe: I think we should make this a kid-friendly show. Make it more ''cartoonish''.
But Bass Turd, a guy who loves anime and hates kids, objected.
Bass Turd: Let's just translate it. The more crap we add onto this show, the more money it'll cost.
The members gasped at the bad word Bass Turd said. Sid Iot, an idiot, need I say more, spoke up.
Sid Iot: You said a bad word, Bass!
The staff cried like little children.
Bass Turd: Shut up!
The staff all stopped.
Bass Turd: Like I said, let's just translate it.
Ima Hoe: No! If we just leave it as it is, then President Clinton will burn us at the stake.
Bass Turd: Screw him! Just translate it!
Sid Iot: I say we change the names, the transformations, the attacks, and the plot, just for the hell of it!
Ima Hoe: Good idea!
Bass Turd: Screw you all then, I quit!
And with that, Bass Turd left.
Sid Iot: What's with him?
Ima Hoe: Forget him. Now, let's think of some names.
Ima picked up the script and read the names.
Ima Hoe: Usagi Tsukino? What the hell does that mean?
Everybody shrugged.
Ima Hoe: Well, this girl is Sailor Moon. And since she's associated with the moon, let's name her...Selena!
Staff Member: Too obvious. How about Serena?
Everybody agrees.
Ima Hoe: So it's settled, Usagi Tsukino will be renamed Serena!
Everybody cheers.
Sid Iot: But doesn't she need a last name?
Ima Hoe: This show is going to be aimed to little four-year olds. They won't know what a last name is!
Sid Iot: Well, okay. If you insist.
Ima Hoe: Now the next character, Ami Mizuno, otherwise known as Sailor Mercury. She has water power.
Sid Iot: How about Aqua?
Ima Hoe: Is Aqua even a real name?
Sid Iot: Who cares?
Ima Hoe: I care! We're not naming her Aqua!
Staff Member: Well, the name Ami does sound like the name Amy.
Ima Hoe: An excellent idea! Ami Mizuno will from now on be Amy!
Everybody cheers, again.
Ima Hoe: Rei Hino. Is Rei even a girl's name.
Sid Iot: How about we add an ''a'' at the end. Raya!
Ima Hoe: The audience won't understand the name Raya! Any other suggestions?
Staff Member: Let's keep the name, but spell it differently.
Sid Iot: Yeah! Like R-A-Y!
Ima Hoe: I don't like the version of the spelling. How about R-A-Y-E?
Staff Member: Works for me.
Everybody cheers, yet again.
Ima Hoe: The next one, Makoto Kino. But she is called Mako. She is Sailor Jupiter.
Sid Iot: I know! Her name can be Elizabeth, but she is called Lizzie!
Ima Hoe: Well, maybe her name should match her personality. She likes to cook.
Staff Member: That reminds me of a litre.
Ima Hoe: Litre, Lita.
Sid Iot: Ooh, Lita! That's great!
Ima Hoe: Everybody agree?
Staff Members: YES!
Ima Hoe: Good. Now the next one, Minako Aino. She is Sailor Venus.
Sid Iot: Well, if you take out the ''ko'' part, that leaves Mina. That sounds pretty American.
Ima Hoe: Mina... I like it! All in favor?
Staff Members: I!
Ima Hoe: Mina it is! Now the next one, Mamoru Chiba. He is Tuxedo...Kamen?
Sid Iot: What does ''kamen'' mean?
Staff Member: You mean ''common''?
Ima Hoe: No! It's spelled k-a-m-e-n. Now, he wears boots, a tuxedo, of course.
Staff Member: How about Tuxedo Boots?
Ima Hoe: No, that sounds stupid.
Sid Iot: Hey, don't say the s-word!
Ima Hoe: Gloves...
Staff Member: Tuxedo Gloves?
Ima Hoe: No...
Sid Iot looks at the picture of Tuxedo Kamen and notices his mask.
Sid Iot: Hey, I like his mask!
Ima Hoe: Mask? Maybe kamen means mask. Tuxedo Mask. That makes sense. Tuxedo Mask it is!
Everybody cheers.
Ima Hoe: That's all we'll do today. I'm getting tired. Let's call it a night.
Staff Members: Okay!
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Do you like it so far? I'll continue it if I get replies saying that you like it.
