Try this out...

[Remy]

www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Type in your name and it'll create an advertising slogan.

Here's some of the slogans it made when I typed Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
You Need A Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Cleans Right Round The Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

[Eternal Moon Sailor]

I got
Alicia Is Good For You.
You Press the Alicia, We Do the Rest.
I Wish I Were an Alicia Weiner.
Any Time, Any Place, Alicia.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Alicia.

weird!!

[Suisei]

I got

"You'll wonder where the
Yellow went, when you brush
Your teeth with Shari.

LOL... XD

[Nova]

"Give the Dog a Nova". Eh?

[Suigin]

I got

"Come See The Softer Side Of Smiley"

For The Word Smiley(odd..) and

"Death Wanted"

For Death ( That's Just Not Right!!)

[Eternal Moon Sailor]

Snap Into A Slim Blue Swimming Orange.
Happiness is Blue Swimming Orange-Shaped.
Come See the Softer Side of Blue Swimming Orange.
Lightening the Blue Swimming Orange.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Blue Swimming Orange.
It's Not TV. It's Blue Swimming Orange.
From Our Blue Swimming Orange to Yours.

[hawksgirl19]

I can't believe it's not Froggy want a Lolly.
If you've got the time, we've got the Froggy want a Lolly.
Ask the man from the Froggy want a Lolly.
That's all I feel like doing...too much wait time, lol! (Man! I am impatient...)

[SquallLionheart]

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Leona.
Good Honest Leon Since 1896.

[SuperSailorMercury]

Check these out:

(Sailor Senshi Online)

Snap Into A Slim Sailor Senshi Online.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Sailor Senshi Online?

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Sailor Senshi Online?

Obey Your Sailor Senshi Online.

(Now for some fun! SuperSailorMercury)

THIS ONE IS MAJORLY AWESOME!!!!!

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a SuperSailorMercury.

Just do it. Grab a SuperSailorMercury. *RIGHT... starts running away*

Everything We Do is Driven by SuperSailorMercury.

*Guys, watch out!* The Lighter Way To Enjoy SuperSailorMercury.

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole SuperSailorMercury. *Wonder what I taste like...?!*

If You Really Want To Know, Look At SuperSailorMercury.

See the Face You Love Light Up With SuperSailorMercury.

Nobody Does It Like SuperSailorMercury.

We Bring The Good SuperSailorMercury To Life.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only SuperSailorMercury Knows for Sure.

Only SuperSailorMercury Has The Answer.

Pure SuperSailorMercury.

Put SuperSailorMercury In Your Room.

What Can SuperSailorMercury Do For You?








MORE COMIN' SOON!!!

[Sailor Venus]

Life Should Taste As Good As Sailor Venus.

...LOL

[moonprince804]

I like mine:

''Did somebody say Moonprince804?

[RAPTOR 9:48]

supersailormercury said:

Check these out:

(Sailor Senshi Online)

Snap Into A Slim Sailor Senshi Online.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Sailor Senshi Online?

approx... 4973... I counted! ^_^

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Sailor Senshi Online?

Obey Your Sailor Senshi Online.

(Now for some fun! SuperSailorMercury)

THIS ONE IS MAJORLY AWESOME!!!!!

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a SuperSailorMercury.

Just do it. Grab a SuperSailorMercury. *RIGHT... starts running away*

Everything We Do is Driven by SuperSailorMercury.

*Guys, watch out!* The Lighter Way To Enjoy SuperSailorMercury.

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole SuperSailorMercury. *Wonder what I taste like...?!*

If You Really Want To Know, Look At SuperSailorMercury.

See the Face You Love Light Up With SuperSailorMercury.

Nobody Does It Like SuperSailorMercury.

We Bring The Good SuperSailorMercury To Life.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only SuperSailorMercury Knows for Sure.

Only SuperSailorMercury Has The Answer.

Pure SuperSailorMercury.

Put SuperSailorMercury In Your Room.

What Can SuperSailorMercury Do For You?

woooo... *wipes a tear away* okay, some about me...

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RAPTOR 9:48!!!!
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CENTRAL HEATING FOR RAPTOR 9:48(sounds about right, but only when I'm angry)

3-in-1 protection for your RAPTOR 9:48(if they mean condoms, I dont need them yet!)

There Ain't No Party Like A Raptor 9:48 Party.(DAMN RIGHT!)

A Glass and a Half in Every Raptor 9:48. (wtf?)

Step Into The Raptor 9:48.(what am I? some sort of sports car!?)

Raptor 9:48 Is Our Middle Name. (the hell it is!)

Today's Raptor 9:48, Since 1903.(they're off by 80 years! 1983)

Schtop! This Raptor 9:48 is not Ready Yet! (WHAT?! KICK YOUR ASS I WILL!!)

Come One, Come All To Raptor 9:48. (there's a good advertisment for love... I'M SO LONELY!)

Wait Till We Get Our Raptor 9:48 On You.(you hear that ladies, I'm unleashed! *barks*)

Raptor 9:48 Is Good For You. (thats what I've been saying the whole time...)

Drinka Pinta Raptor 9:48 A Day.(whoever thought of that one had their mind in the gutter... seriously.)

The Raptor 9:48 That Likes To Say Yes. (?)

Tense, Nervous, Raptor 9:48? (what?)

Uh-oh, Better Get Raptor 9:48. (WHO HURT MY FRIENDS!?)

The Raptor 9:48 Of A New Generation. (you've gotta be f*cking kidding me...)

Ring Around the Raptor 9:48 Gets Your Whole Wash Clean. (get that the hell away from me!)

Builds Bonny Raptor 9:48.(now this is wrong)

Half the Raptor 9:48, All the Taste. (I did NOT make a mini-me! you deal with all of me!)

Let The Raptor 9:48 Take The Strain.(I'm not afraid of honest hard work)

Raptor 9:48 is so Bracing. (wtf?)

The Queen of Raptor 9:48. (apply within)

It's Just For Me And My Raptor 9:48.(I wish I was really dating Mako-chan with this slogan)