How DiC Would Have Dubbed Stars-

[moonprince804]

Dear Anti-DiC fools I MEAN PEOPLE

We have obtained the rights to the fifth and final season of Sailor Moon. We will only make an EENCY TEENCY bit of changes.

Firstly, the first six episodes of Stars will be skipped due to the nudity of the mirror parodories. And as to not confuse our viewers onto why Sailor Moon got her new power, we'll just say that Serena's desire to save Alice Inman (our new name for her) formed into her Eternal Compact.

We will NOT be including the gender change of the Sailor Starlights. Seeing this will make our viewers rape their older sisters. So we will make the Three Lights (Sean, Trevor, and Johnny as we will be calling them) male all the time. We'll say that their desire to protect their princess (Princess Kelly will be her name change) created the Sailor Starlights. The Sailor Starlights are the female versions of them and they live in the Three Lights' hearts. When the Three Lights call the magical words, the Sailor Starlights will come out and fight.

Our viewers will not understand the name Shadow Galactica. So we will change the name to World of Shadows. They will also not understand who Chibi Chibi (Gala Gala) is. So we'll just say that everybody's starseed has their childhood form in it, and Gala Gala is Galaxia's childhood form. How very clever of us!

The final six episodes will be combined into two episodes. We won't say that the sailor scouts were killed, but instead disappeared to another galaxy where they would stay until someone could retrieve their starseeds. Also, the whole scene on ep. 200 after Chibi Chibi's explosions will be skipped up to the part where everyone is on the roof. We'll just say that Gala Gala used all of her power and the explosion destroyed Galaxia. We won't be including the scene where everyone is revived.

Here is a list of the name changes in the series-

Eternal Tiel-Magic Eternal Rod

Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss-Power of the Magic Eternal Rod, fight them!

Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss-Power of the Silver Moon, fight them!

Star Serious Laser-Star Super Laser

Star Gentle Uterus-Star Mega Laser

Star Sensitive Inferno-Star Powerful Laser

Anima Mates-Bad Sailor Scouts

We hope that these changes will make you build palaces all over the world to honor and worship us.

Love,
The Super and Powerful DiC

[Mercury]

I think this post was amusing. Good job

[Luna Tsukino]

moonprince804 said:

Sean, Trevor, and Johnny

*starts wailing at horrible english names* Why can't we keep the Japanese names *wails more*#

moonprince804 said:

We'll say that their desire to protect their princess (Princess Kelly will be her name change) created the Sailor Starlights.

The real translation for Kakyuu is Princess Fireball, I don't think that is too bad for DiC

moonprince804 said:

The Sailor Starlights are the female versions of them and they live in the Three Lights' hearts. When the Three Lights call the magical words, the Sailor Starlights will come out and fight.

good idea!

moonprince804 said:

The final six episodes will be combined into two episodes. We won't say that the sailor scouts were killed, but instead disappeared to another galaxy where they would stay until someone could retrieve their starseeds. Also, the whole scene on ep. 200 after Chibi Chibi's explosions will be skipped up to the part where everyone is on the roof. We'll just say that Gala Gala used all of her power and the explosion destroyed Galaxia. We won't be including the scene where everyone is revived.

or maybe Usagi could wear a Bikini!

moonprince804 said:

Star Serious Laser-Star Super Laser

Star Gentle Uterus-Star Mega Laser

Star Sensitive Inferno-Star Powerful Laser

I think Taiki should keep his/her attack that would be funny to see DiC's faces, the other two I don't see any problem with.