Post by moonprince804 on Oct 23, 2004 22:43:26 GMT -5
Dear Anti-DiC Dumbasses I MEAN PEOPLE-
We have obtained the rights to the SuperS season of Sailor Moon. I know you fans are jumping for joy at this since we have dubbed S so well!
Firstly, the crossdressing between Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye is highly innappropropriate. We wouldn't want to show our viewers that it is okay to crossdress. So we well be changing Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye to females. Fish Eye will also have a gender change due to his homosexuality. Every episode that shows Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye showing interest to a female or dating a female will be skipped.
The names of the Amozoness Quartet sound too suggestive for our young viewers. So we will be changing their names to Veronica, Jasmin, Cheryl, and Portia.
The title ''Dead Moon Circus'' will give our viewers nightmares. So we will change the name to ''Circus of Baddies''.
The name ''Zirconia'' sounds too scary for our young viewers. So we will be changing her name to ''Zirca''.
Queen Nehelenia's (or Queen Nelly, as we will rename her) vainness for her beauty will make our viewers think that beauty is everything. So instead of Queen Nelly dreaming of staying beautiful forever, we will make her dream to be ruler of her moon forever.
Here is a list of the name changes of the transformations and powers of the sailor scouts:
Moon Crisis Make Up-Super Duper Double Moon Power
Moon Gorgeous Meditation-Moon Kaleidoscope Split
Kaleid Moon Scope-Moon Kaleidoscope
Twinkle Bell-Pretty Sparkly Twinkly Bell
Twinkle Yell-Pretty Sparkly Twinkly Bell Ring
Mercury Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Mercury Power
Mars Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Mars Power
Jupiter Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Jupiter Power
Venus Crystla Power Make Up-Super Duper Venus Power
Mercury Aqua Rhapsody-Mercury Aqua Harp Play
Mars Flame Sniper-Mars Flame Arrow Strike
Jupiter Oak Evolution-Jupiter Oak Leaves Surround
Venus Love and Beauty Shock-Venus Love Heart Smash
We hope these changes will change your minds about us and make you build churches and temples to honor and worship us.
Love,
The Almighty and Superb DiC
We have obtained the rights to the SuperS season of Sailor Moon. I know you fans are jumping for joy at this since we have dubbed S so well!
Firstly, the crossdressing between Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye is highly innappropropriate. We wouldn't want to show our viewers that it is okay to crossdress. So we well be changing Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye to females. Fish Eye will also have a gender change due to his homosexuality. Every episode that shows Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye showing interest to a female or dating a female will be skipped.
The names of the Amozoness Quartet sound too suggestive for our young viewers. So we will be changing their names to Veronica, Jasmin, Cheryl, and Portia.
The title ''Dead Moon Circus'' will give our viewers nightmares. So we will change the name to ''Circus of Baddies''.
The name ''Zirconia'' sounds too scary for our young viewers. So we will be changing her name to ''Zirca''.
Queen Nehelenia's (or Queen Nelly, as we will rename her) vainness for her beauty will make our viewers think that beauty is everything. So instead of Queen Nelly dreaming of staying beautiful forever, we will make her dream to be ruler of her moon forever.
Here is a list of the name changes of the transformations and powers of the sailor scouts:
Moon Crisis Make Up-Super Duper Double Moon Power
Moon Gorgeous Meditation-Moon Kaleidoscope Split
Kaleid Moon Scope-Moon Kaleidoscope
Twinkle Bell-Pretty Sparkly Twinkly Bell
Twinkle Yell-Pretty Sparkly Twinkly Bell Ring
Mercury Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Mercury Power
Mars Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Mars Power
Jupiter Crystal Power Make Up-Super Duper Jupiter Power
Venus Crystla Power Make Up-Super Duper Venus Power
Mercury Aqua Rhapsody-Mercury Aqua Harp Play
Mars Flame Sniper-Mars Flame Arrow Strike
Jupiter Oak Evolution-Jupiter Oak Leaves Surround
Venus Love and Beauty Shock-Venus Love Heart Smash
We hope these changes will change your minds about us and make you build churches and temples to honor and worship us.
Love,
The Almighty and Superb DiC
