Post by moonprince804 on Aug 28, 2004 22:33:30 GMT -5
Dear Anti-DiC Bastards I MEAN PEOPLE-
We just got the rights to the S Season of Sailor Moon. We will make only an eency bit of changes to the season.
Firstly, we feel that taking away peoples' hearts is brutal and cruel. We wouldn't want to be responsible for our viewers tearing into peoples' chests and taking out their hearts. So we changed to to where they are looking for evil hearts so that they can turn the owners into evil.
Next, the Outer Senshi, or Outer Scouts as we will call them, not wanting to work with the Inner Scouts is unscoutly, so we'll change it to where they are much to busy to help.
Also, the monsters of plaque (as we will call them) tearing off some of their clothing revealing some cleavage is much to inappropriate. So instead, they'll just shoot beams from their brains that will take out their heart crystals. Aren't we clever?
The homosexuality between Haruka and Michiru (we are renaming them Topher and Penelope) will turn our viewers into homosexuals. So we'll turn Haruka into a boy. And when he transforms, he actually calls his twin sister Uranus to come and fight.
Evil demons possessing a little girl's body is very satanic. So instead, Hotaru (or Ginger) will be captured by the evil Negamistress (our new name for Mistress 9) and locked inside her magic dungeon.
The Deadly Silence will give our viewers nightmare. So instead, we'll call it the upcoming crisis where the Negabusters (what we'll call the Death Busters) attack the earth, trying to obtain it.
Here is a list of the name changes and attack and transformation changes.
Spiral Heart Moon Rod-Twirly Whirly Hearty Stick Thingy
Moon Spiral Heart Attack-Hearts Twirl
Rainbow Moon Heart Ache-Rainbow Hearts Twirl
Deep Submerge-Tidle Wave Splash
World Shaking-Earthquake Smash
Dead Scream-Glowing Sphere Thingy
Holly Grail/Sacred Cup-Super Duper Cup
Crisis Make Up-Super Duper Power
Kaolinite-Kelly
Eudial-Eunice
Mimet-Mimi
Teru-Priscilla
Viluy-Blue Girl
Cyprine-Cindy
Ptilol-Polly
We feel that you Anti-DiC bitches I MEAN PEOPLE will destroy your Anti-DiC junk and make DiC Shrines where you will worship us.
Love,
DiC
We just got the rights to the S Season of Sailor Moon. We will make only an eency bit of changes to the season.
Firstly, we feel that taking away peoples' hearts is brutal and cruel. We wouldn't want to be responsible for our viewers tearing into peoples' chests and taking out their hearts. So we changed to to where they are looking for evil hearts so that they can turn the owners into evil.
Next, the Outer Senshi, or Outer Scouts as we will call them, not wanting to work with the Inner Scouts is unscoutly, so we'll change it to where they are much to busy to help.
Also, the monsters of plaque (as we will call them) tearing off some of their clothing revealing some cleavage is much to inappropriate. So instead, they'll just shoot beams from their brains that will take out their heart crystals. Aren't we clever?
The homosexuality between Haruka and Michiru (we are renaming them Topher and Penelope) will turn our viewers into homosexuals. So we'll turn Haruka into a boy. And when he transforms, he actually calls his twin sister Uranus to come and fight.
Evil demons possessing a little girl's body is very satanic. So instead, Hotaru (or Ginger) will be captured by the evil Negamistress (our new name for Mistress 9) and locked inside her magic dungeon.
The Deadly Silence will give our viewers nightmare. So instead, we'll call it the upcoming crisis where the Negabusters (what we'll call the Death Busters) attack the earth, trying to obtain it.
Here is a list of the name changes and attack and transformation changes.
Spiral Heart Moon Rod-Twirly Whirly Hearty Stick Thingy
Moon Spiral Heart Attack-Hearts Twirl
Rainbow Moon Heart Ache-Rainbow Hearts Twirl
Deep Submerge-Tidle Wave Splash
World Shaking-Earthquake Smash
Dead Scream-Glowing Sphere Thingy
Holly Grail/Sacred Cup-Super Duper Cup
Crisis Make Up-Super Duper Power
Kaolinite-Kelly
Eudial-Eunice
Mimet-Mimi
Teru-Priscilla
Viluy-Blue Girl
Cyprine-Cindy
Ptilol-Polly
We feel that you Anti-DiC bitches I MEAN PEOPLE will destroy your Anti-DiC junk and make DiC Shrines where you will worship us.
Love,
DiC
(well with a little of exageration 
