Post by Ayen on Aug 23, 2007 13:49:49 GMT -5
“You know it’s always respectful to applaud when someone perform, like if someone sing people just automatically applaud, when a guest come out on a talk show, be them unknown or famous they get applauds. It’s different at my church a little bit, when someone come up to sing, and they can really sing very good, no one applauds. It’s just silence. But when a little girl comes up and sings, and they can’t sing at all, bless the girl heart she tries but she’s missing the note, and doesn’t have a good voice, but everyone applauds and stand up when she’s finish. I’m wondering what the deal is, maybe it’s because she just a little kid— No, it’s because it’s the pastor daughter.”
“Yeah I’m a Christian, Born-Again-Christian, and I learned a lot of things about my beliefs, because when I was a child I used to think it was “if you’re good you go to heaven and if your bad you go to hell”, but I wondered what happen to those in-between? Limbo? But no I find out later you can be good or bad and still go to hell. It doesn’t matter because all have fallen short in the glory of God, so at a certain age one sin and BANG hell. Now Christians wonder why people just won’t believe in God from our bible and I say I can see their point, think of it this way.... God give us free will, so he says like, “You can choose your path for you have free will” and the guy goes, “I choose a life without you” and well God turns around and says, “To hell with you!”.
“And this is where God have some things in common with women, because if a boy that been in a relationship with this girl for a while now was to one day say “I choose a life without you” would the woman not turn around and say, “To HELL WITH YOU!”? But God and women kind of split ways when God said, “And men will be the head of the household” and women just turn around to him and said, “Oh HELL no!”. And this is where I kind of wish Eve knew about that line when the snake told her to go ahead and eat of the forbidden fruit, I just wish she turned around and said, “Oh Hell no!” Because then there wouldn’t be any sin in the world! Then we could be naked without a care in the world!”
“And speaking of Adam and Eve, there is huge debate on weather Adam and Eve had a belly button. I mean if they were created full grown at start what would be the point of having a button where that core gets cut off from? So you know when Eve have her first child she probably freaked out when she saw a belly button for the first time, “OH MY GOD ADAM GET IN HERE THERE’S AN HOLE IN CAIN STOMACH!”
“And you know when things are our fault we don’t blame ourselves, we blame others, the same goes with Adam and Eve too. When they ate what they wasn’t supposed to and God come out asking what’s going on Adam pointed to Eve and said, “The woman you gave me Lord!” Yeah, blame the woman, the first ever blame game in human history. Then the woman pointed her finger to the snake, and the snake was looking around for someone else to point the blame on, and well the snake blamed God and BANG, God cursed the snake. Snake used to have feet, but now because the one blamed God they have to crawl on their stomach. Imagine when it was alone with it fellow snakes, getting that look. “Yeah thanks a lot idiot!”.
“You know, I feel sorry for Adam, I really do. Adam came from dirt. Wasn’t born, he came from dirt. And he was full grown from the start so he had to adjust to adult life very quickly. We have at least eighteen years before we have to get into adult life, but Adam didn’t even get five minutes. And then a wife is slapped on him, that was all well and good at first until he learned the hard way that women are trouble, I mean she ate them out of house and home after all. So I feel sorry for Adam because he could go to therapy and say, “Well Doc I just feel like I really missed my childhood.”.”
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“Yeah I’m a Christian, Born-Again-Christian, and I learned a lot of things about my beliefs, because when I was a child I used to think it was “if you’re good you go to heaven and if your bad you go to hell”, but I wondered what happen to those in-between? Limbo? But no I find out later you can be good or bad and still go to hell. It doesn’t matter because all have fallen short in the glory of God, so at a certain age one sin and BANG hell. Now Christians wonder why people just won’t believe in God from our bible and I say I can see their point, think of it this way.... God give us free will, so he says like, “You can choose your path for you have free will” and the guy goes, “I choose a life without you” and well God turns around and says, “To hell with you!”.
“And this is where God have some things in common with women, because if a boy that been in a relationship with this girl for a while now was to one day say “I choose a life without you” would the woman not turn around and say, “To HELL WITH YOU!”? But God and women kind of split ways when God said, “And men will be the head of the household” and women just turn around to him and said, “Oh HELL no!”. And this is where I kind of wish Eve knew about that line when the snake told her to go ahead and eat of the forbidden fruit, I just wish she turned around and said, “Oh Hell no!” Because then there wouldn’t be any sin in the world! Then we could be naked without a care in the world!”
“And speaking of Adam and Eve, there is huge debate on weather Adam and Eve had a belly button. I mean if they were created full grown at start what would be the point of having a button where that core gets cut off from? So you know when Eve have her first child she probably freaked out when she saw a belly button for the first time, “OH MY GOD ADAM GET IN HERE THERE’S AN HOLE IN CAIN STOMACH!”
“And you know when things are our fault we don’t blame ourselves, we blame others, the same goes with Adam and Eve too. When they ate what they wasn’t supposed to and God come out asking what’s going on Adam pointed to Eve and said, “The woman you gave me Lord!” Yeah, blame the woman, the first ever blame game in human history. Then the woman pointed her finger to the snake, and the snake was looking around for someone else to point the blame on, and well the snake blamed God and BANG, God cursed the snake. Snake used to have feet, but now because the one blamed God they have to crawl on their stomach. Imagine when it was alone with it fellow snakes, getting that look. “Yeah thanks a lot idiot!”.
“You know, I feel sorry for Adam, I really do. Adam came from dirt. Wasn’t born, he came from dirt. And he was full grown from the start so he had to adjust to adult life very quickly. We have at least eighteen years before we have to get into adult life, but Adam didn’t even get five minutes. And then a wife is slapped on him, that was all well and good at first until he learned the hard way that women are trouble, I mean she ate them out of house and home after all. So I feel sorry for Adam because he could go to therapy and say, “Well Doc I just feel like I really missed my childhood.”.”
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