Post by RAPTOR 9:48 on May 9, 2006 19:25:23 GMT -5
SMO exclusive note: I made this for a contest for Theotaku.com so if it wins you'll know if I post this again.
it's May 9th when I wrote this so I hope it's on time, I was hoping to get this done sooner.
my anime interview is with Makoto Kino, AKA Sailor Jupiter from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon.
by FLYING RAPTOR
Peter: I'm FLYING RAPTOR, you will know me as Pete, or Peter. my guest is Makoto Kino, from Sailor moon fame. she's my favorite anime character so I'll be interviewing her.
Makoto: hi.
Peter: it's a pleasure to be here with you Mako-chan.
Makoto: *blush* it's nice having you here.
Peter: FIRST question: what types of martial arts do you know?
Makoto: hmmm... Shaolin, several Ninjitsu tyles, some jutsu abilities, I think my best is my Dragon style.
Peter: okay then. I know some ninjitsu too, lots of ninja stuff.
Makoto: a good spar will tell us that. *punches Peter in the middle of the forehead*
Peter: *cringes with a small tear* YEOWCH!
Makoto: *sweatdrop* I'm so sorry! I thought you were going to block my punch!
Peter: my bad for letting my guard down... next time I'll keep my Charmander out.
Makoto: I'm so sorry. *bow*
Peter: it's nothing, I'll put something on it. *ties a konoha headband*
Makoto: you look cute in it. *smiles*
Peter: the cold metal will shrink the welt soon.
Makoto: good to know.
Peter: SECOND question: do you cosplay?
Makoto: just about all the time, it's funny to see so many cosplay as me and my friends. though it gets out of hand when a guy or someone overweight does it. last time we went, a sumo cosplayed as Usagi and she cried for hours. we had to drag her out of there to make her stop crying.
Peter: I could hear it from my house.
Makoto: sorry about that. *silly appologetic smile*
Peter: THIRD question: have you pulled any pranks on anyone?
Makoto: naturally on Halloween, I have this old Alien chest burster prop that scares Usagi so bad she faints. one time I made it look like it was a giant mutant turd and she ran in circles screaming until she passed out. it was priceless. *giggle*
Peter: *bursts out laughing*
Makoto: It was priceless! *laughing*
Peter: *laughing until calming down* *sigh* I guess. on to my FOURTH question: do you belive in justified ass-whippins?
Makoto: yes, if someone is doing something wrong, you kick the sh*t out of them.
Peter: okay then...
Makoto: last week some guy didnt stop at a stop sign, I grabbed Haruka by the hair and made her follow that guy, then I beat the hell out of him! I was having my period so his lawsuit was thrown out, and he had to pay a fine for not stopping.
Peter: yeah, sounds about right. you can get away with murder while on your period.
Makoto: really? I didnt know that.
Peter: oh yeah... moving on! FIFTH question: where do you see yourself in the next ten years?
Makoto: maybe in bed with you, with a little one sleeping soundly in his or her own room.
Peter: *turns bright red* oh... *ahem* okay... *cough* *cough* moving on. *smiles* SIXTH question: what kind of music do you listen too?
Makoto: anything I can break necks too mostly...
Peter: HOLY SH*T! *flailing his arms and falls over*
Makoto: *laughing* I'm sorry, you looked so silly flailing your arms, your reaction was priceless.
Peter: keep going...
Makoto: I listen to some John Williams...
Peter: he does the music for Star Wars.
Makoto: thats right. *smiles* I also keep up with J-pop, I listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, a little bit of Koda Kumi, and a little Megumi Hayashibara. anime themes are so fun to listen too.
Peter: yeah, I wish I lived in Japan. SEVENTH question: if you could be anything asside from a Sailor Senshi, what would it be?
Makoto: either a ninja, or a sith lord.
Peter: both have very good insurance plans.
Makoto: oh yeah, Ninjas are protected from legal reprocusions, and Sith can wear either very conservative stuff, or very revealing stuff. I'd turn to the dark side if you'll join me. *wink*
Peter: *bright red* *high pitched* uuhhhh... *cough* *cough* well I am qualified to be a Sith. Eighth Question: how much do you like cooking and baking?
Makoto: about as much as you lke looking at me.
Peter: *little blush* thats quite a lot then.
Makoto: well I'd like to be ready for motherhood.
Peter: yes, I can see that. ninth question: who do you have most in common with asside from fellow Sailor Senshi?
Makoto: Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy Advent Children, Tsunade from Naruto, and Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, and 2nd gig.
Peter: okay.
Makoto: we all have the same cup size, even if Motoko has fake breasts, it kinda gets funny. we usually shop for bras at the same time, it's so silly. *waves a hand* a bunch of girls who can kick ass going bra shopping at the same time, nobody expects that. the guys working there dive for cover or get too close.
Peter: I can imagine the fear in their eyes.
Makoto: it's hilarious! some fanboys get either a royal beating for groping, one guy got put through a wall thanks to Tsunade, one guy was in shock and said he got a beating from Tifa, and always Motoko shoots someone in the leg to make him back off. sometimes a guy will try flirting, but I can tell who is sincere and who'se just into sex, I pop his arm from the socket, then JAM it back in hard, teaches anyone not to "play" me!
Peter: okay... NINTH question: what video games do you like to play?
Makoto: well I mostly go to the arcade, though Motoki-san hosts a tournament or two with free tokens, Usagi jumps the gun and gets into even more trouble, sometimes I think she and Anko Mitarashi are related somehow.
Peter: yeah, they like to jump the gun in hopes of an early advantage.
Makoto: well, I do play Real Time Strategy a little bit in Lan networks in Setsuna-chan's place. some First person shooting games on the internet, some platformers like the Mario series, some Action Role Playing games like the Legend of Zelda series, Link is so hot. *blushes and covers her cheeks*
Peter: yeah, girls cant resist the cute pointy elf ears.
Makoto: you look like Link in a strange way.
Peter: *blushing* real-uh *cough*, TENTH question: would you pilot a giant robot?
Makoto: who hasnt thought about piloting a giant robot?! I was wondering recently while they were filming the Robotech Shadow Chronicles if I could pilot a Veritech, those things are so fun, and I hate flying, so those kill your fear really quick. it feels like a video game more than actual flight. it makes flying fun. *big anime smile*
Peter: yeah, Veritechs are fun. maybe you and I could fly one together.
Makoto: that would be interesting, sounds funny too.
Peter: alrighty then, ELEVENTH question: what are your measurements?
Makoto: ...*veinpop* what does that have to do with anything?
Peter: well... I know your measurements, people wanna know if I'm right.
Makoto: *punches Peter in the eye sending him dragging accross her appartment* I'm not telling anyone!
Peter: *hits a wall* ow...
*several minutes later*
Makoto: alright, I weigh 110 pounds, and my measurements I wont say.
Peter: I'll accept that. TWELVTH question: do you, or have you ever practiced yoga?
Makoto: yes I did, a little before this interview.
Peter: alrighty *smiles*, THIRTEENTH question: whats your favorite position?
Makoto: that position with my feet behind my head.
Peter: alrighty *snicker*, FOURTEENTH question: whats your favorite yoga position?
Makoto: *blushes bright red* what?! *covers her cheeks and laughs* oh very funny.*twtching eyebrow*
Peter: it sounded funny at first, anyways here's the FIFTEENTH question...
Makoto: is this perverted or really annoying?
Peter: not so, just out of curiosity.
Makoto: okay, shoot. *anime smile*
Peter: hold on, I gotta take this out of my pocket, the money clip is jabbing in my ass. *takes out his wallet* you dont mind do you?
Makoto: nope.
Peter: places his wallet on the table.
Makoto: hmmm? *looks at Peters wallet and sees a ring-like circle*
Peter: what?
Makoto: alright if I see whats in your wallet?
Peter: sure. take a look.
Makoto: *takes an unused condom from Peter's wallet* what's this?
Peter: hey! fifteenth question, you gonna give that back? it was a joke gift from some friends of mine in my first semester of college.
Makoto: *grinning*not until you tell me what it is!
Peter: alright... *whispers into Makoto's ear*
Makoto: so it's a...
Peter: *nodding with a straight face*
Makoto: and you use it too...
Peter: *nods while slightly blushing*
Makoto: *giggles with pinked cheeks*
Peter: why do I have a feeling something is gonna happen?
Makoto: RRAAGH!!*tackles Peter to the floor*
Peter: AH! WTF?! *tackled to the floor*
**end of interview**
it's May 9th when I wrote this so I hope it's on time, I was hoping to get this done sooner.
my anime interview is with Makoto Kino, AKA Sailor Jupiter from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon.
by FLYING RAPTOR
Peter: I'm FLYING RAPTOR, you will know me as Pete, or Peter. my guest is Makoto Kino, from Sailor moon fame. she's my favorite anime character so I'll be interviewing her.
Makoto: hi.
Peter: it's a pleasure to be here with you Mako-chan.
Makoto: *blush* it's nice having you here.
Peter: FIRST question: what types of martial arts do you know?
Makoto: hmmm... Shaolin, several Ninjitsu tyles, some jutsu abilities, I think my best is my Dragon style.
Peter: okay then. I know some ninjitsu too, lots of ninja stuff.
Makoto: a good spar will tell us that. *punches Peter in the middle of the forehead*
Peter: *cringes with a small tear* YEOWCH!
Makoto: *sweatdrop* I'm so sorry! I thought you were going to block my punch!
Peter: my bad for letting my guard down... next time I'll keep my Charmander out.
Makoto: I'm so sorry. *bow*
Peter: it's nothing, I'll put something on it. *ties a konoha headband*
Makoto: you look cute in it. *smiles*
Peter: the cold metal will shrink the welt soon.
Makoto: good to know.
Peter: SECOND question: do you cosplay?
Makoto: just about all the time, it's funny to see so many cosplay as me and my friends. though it gets out of hand when a guy or someone overweight does it. last time we went, a sumo cosplayed as Usagi and she cried for hours. we had to drag her out of there to make her stop crying.
Peter: I could hear it from my house.
Makoto: sorry about that. *silly appologetic smile*
Peter: THIRD question: have you pulled any pranks on anyone?
Makoto: naturally on Halloween, I have this old Alien chest burster prop that scares Usagi so bad she faints. one time I made it look like it was a giant mutant turd and she ran in circles screaming until she passed out. it was priceless. *giggle*
Peter: *bursts out laughing*
Makoto: It was priceless! *laughing*
Peter: *laughing until calming down* *sigh* I guess. on to my FOURTH question: do you belive in justified ass-whippins?
Makoto: yes, if someone is doing something wrong, you kick the sh*t out of them.
Peter: okay then...
Makoto: last week some guy didnt stop at a stop sign, I grabbed Haruka by the hair and made her follow that guy, then I beat the hell out of him! I was having my period so his lawsuit was thrown out, and he had to pay a fine for not stopping.
Peter: yeah, sounds about right. you can get away with murder while on your period.
Makoto: really? I didnt know that.
Peter: oh yeah... moving on! FIFTH question: where do you see yourself in the next ten years?
Makoto: maybe in bed with you, with a little one sleeping soundly in his or her own room.
Peter: *turns bright red* oh... *ahem* okay... *cough* *cough* moving on. *smiles* SIXTH question: what kind of music do you listen too?
Makoto: anything I can break necks too mostly...
Peter: HOLY SH*T! *flailing his arms and falls over*
Makoto: *laughing* I'm sorry, you looked so silly flailing your arms, your reaction was priceless.
Peter: keep going...
Makoto: I listen to some John Williams...
Peter: he does the music for Star Wars.
Makoto: thats right. *smiles* I also keep up with J-pop, I listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, a little bit of Koda Kumi, and a little Megumi Hayashibara. anime themes are so fun to listen too.
Peter: yeah, I wish I lived in Japan. SEVENTH question: if you could be anything asside from a Sailor Senshi, what would it be?
Makoto: either a ninja, or a sith lord.
Peter: both have very good insurance plans.
Makoto: oh yeah, Ninjas are protected from legal reprocusions, and Sith can wear either very conservative stuff, or very revealing stuff. I'd turn to the dark side if you'll join me. *wink*
Peter: *bright red* *high pitched* uuhhhh... *cough* *cough* well I am qualified to be a Sith. Eighth Question: how much do you like cooking and baking?
Makoto: about as much as you lke looking at me.
Peter: *little blush* thats quite a lot then.
Makoto: well I'd like to be ready for motherhood.
Peter: yes, I can see that. ninth question: who do you have most in common with asside from fellow Sailor Senshi?
Makoto: Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy Advent Children, Tsunade from Naruto, and Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, and 2nd gig.
Peter: okay.
Makoto: we all have the same cup size, even if Motoko has fake breasts, it kinda gets funny. we usually shop for bras at the same time, it's so silly. *waves a hand* a bunch of girls who can kick ass going bra shopping at the same time, nobody expects that. the guys working there dive for cover or get too close.
Peter: I can imagine the fear in their eyes.
Makoto: it's hilarious! some fanboys get either a royal beating for groping, one guy got put through a wall thanks to Tsunade, one guy was in shock and said he got a beating from Tifa, and always Motoko shoots someone in the leg to make him back off. sometimes a guy will try flirting, but I can tell who is sincere and who'se just into sex, I pop his arm from the socket, then JAM it back in hard, teaches anyone not to "play" me!
Peter: okay... NINTH question: what video games do you like to play?
Makoto: well I mostly go to the arcade, though Motoki-san hosts a tournament or two with free tokens, Usagi jumps the gun and gets into even more trouble, sometimes I think she and Anko Mitarashi are related somehow.
Peter: yeah, they like to jump the gun in hopes of an early advantage.
Makoto: well, I do play Real Time Strategy a little bit in Lan networks in Setsuna-chan's place. some First person shooting games on the internet, some platformers like the Mario series, some Action Role Playing games like the Legend of Zelda series, Link is so hot. *blushes and covers her cheeks*
Peter: yeah, girls cant resist the cute pointy elf ears.
Makoto: you look like Link in a strange way.
Peter: *blushing* real-uh *cough*, TENTH question: would you pilot a giant robot?
Makoto: who hasnt thought about piloting a giant robot?! I was wondering recently while they were filming the Robotech Shadow Chronicles if I could pilot a Veritech, those things are so fun, and I hate flying, so those kill your fear really quick. it feels like a video game more than actual flight. it makes flying fun. *big anime smile*
Peter: yeah, Veritechs are fun. maybe you and I could fly one together.
Makoto: that would be interesting, sounds funny too.
Peter: alrighty then, ELEVENTH question: what are your measurements?
Makoto: ...*veinpop* what does that have to do with anything?
Peter: well... I know your measurements, people wanna know if I'm right.
Makoto: *punches Peter in the eye sending him dragging accross her appartment* I'm not telling anyone!
Peter: *hits a wall* ow...
*several minutes later*
Makoto: alright, I weigh 110 pounds, and my measurements I wont say.
Peter: I'll accept that. TWELVTH question: do you, or have you ever practiced yoga?
Makoto: yes I did, a little before this interview.
Peter: alrighty *smiles*, THIRTEENTH question: whats your favorite position?
Makoto: that position with my feet behind my head.
Peter: alrighty *snicker*, FOURTEENTH question: whats your favorite yoga position?
Makoto: *blushes bright red* what?! *covers her cheeks and laughs* oh very funny.*twtching eyebrow*
Peter: it sounded funny at first, anyways here's the FIFTEENTH question...
Makoto: is this perverted or really annoying?
Peter: not so, just out of curiosity.
Makoto: okay, shoot. *anime smile*
Peter: hold on, I gotta take this out of my pocket, the money clip is jabbing in my ass. *takes out his wallet* you dont mind do you?
Makoto: nope.
Peter: places his wallet on the table.
Makoto: hmmm? *looks at Peters wallet and sees a ring-like circle*
Peter: what?
Makoto: alright if I see whats in your wallet?
Peter: sure. take a look.
Makoto: *takes an unused condom from Peter's wallet* what's this?
Peter: hey! fifteenth question, you gonna give that back? it was a joke gift from some friends of mine in my first semester of college.
Makoto: *grinning*not until you tell me what it is!
Peter: alright... *whispers into Makoto's ear*
Makoto: so it's a...
Peter: *nodding with a straight face*
Makoto: and you use it too...
Peter: *nods while slightly blushing*
Makoto: *giggles with pinked cheeks*
Peter: why do I have a feeling something is gonna happen?
Makoto: RRAAGH!!*tackles Peter to the floor*
Peter: AH! WTF?! *tackled to the floor*
**end of interview**
