Her it comes ladies and gentlemen the 4th installment of the Lita Interview:
M: What do you consider to be you're role in the Sailor Team?
L: (Grounds left fist into right palm, with a small smirk) I guess you could say that I'm in charge of making a preemptive strike when we have to fight. I'm the 'commanding officer of attacks! '
M: Sounds impressive, is there anything else your good at?
L: Well I'm the best when it comes to close combat and also there are times when I act as bodygaurds for normal citizens.
M: So...are you ready to tell the world exactly how you're communicators work?
L: You know that's top secret Matthew...however we're only allowed to use them in emergencies otherwise we have to get by with useing the phone.
M: Speakin gof emergencies remember that one time Darien left the country for the weekend? (Small smile)
L: (anime sweatdrop, small shake) Don't remind me, we had to confescate Serena's Communicator the entire time he was gone cause all she did was keep us up all friday night.
M: (Shudder) Weekend of hell...anyway next question.
M: So what exactly does the antenna on your Tiara do?
L: Well its not really an antenna. I call it a lightning rod, and it has a metal ball to help lightning strike it easily. The lightning rod collects the lightning in the air and lets me release it in an attack.
M: So it collects Static electricity huh?
L: No... it collects Lightning.
M: ...
L: (Confused look) What?
M: (Waves it off) Don't worry about it, next question.
M: So what's the connection to your Gaurdian Planet Jupiter?
L: Well from what I understand Jupiter is the Roman name for the Greek God Zeus.
M: You've done your homework.
L: Thanks... oh! It's also said that Jupiter had the troubling habit of falling in love at first sight without consideration for anyone. Prehaps I might have some simular problems too.
M: Might?
L: Well... yeah...
M: Come on let's list them togather shall we... there was Alan.
L: Yeah, but that was never serious I thought he was Moonlight Kni-
M: Oh my personal favorite was when you fell for Amara.
L:
M: (Not noticing his peril) And then there's always Darien...I don't understand what the heck you girls like so much about him... I mean it feels like almost once a month I have to remind Amy that she's dating-
L: MATT!
M: (Looks over and jumps back at standing Lita with fist clenched in fury)
L: You may want to move to another question.
M: 'Gulp'
M: So what are Sailor Jupiter's Weakness'?
L: Sailor Jupiter doesn't have any weakness' you know that!
M: (Gives a dissbelieving look)
L: (Nervous) Well... I don't like to admit it but... as you might have already guessed, I get upset easily-
M: (Mutters) Big surprise
L: (Ignoring Matt) I act right away, without even thinking. I have to learn to calm down.
M: Oh...it's not so bad really.
L: Really?
M: Yeah I mean...you havn't actualy hit me yet.
L: Your right, I guess I'm not so bad after all!
M: Next question.
M: Tell me about the Silver Millennium.
L: Well that's almost an interview of its own.
M: How about just the General overview?
L: Well...togather with the rest of the Sailor Scouts I protected the peace in the Kingdom. Sailor Venus lead the Inner Senshi then and our main charge was to defend Princess Serena.
M: Must have been a wonderful era.
L: Yes...it was a truly blessed time.
M: What do you know about yourself in Crystral Tokyo?
L: Well from what I've talked to Rini about its very simular to the Silver Millennium. We are still Sailor Scouts and our job is to defend Neo-Queen Serenity. I think I will be happy there with all of my friends and Small Lady.
M: It should be wonderful.
M: Are there any difficulties to being a Sailor Scout?
L: Well I guess the lack of free time is really the only major problem. I mean I havn't had a single date in years...sigh... you wouldn't happen to know anyone nice would you Matt?
M: I'm sorry Lita.
L: It's okay...but sometimes I envy Serena and Amy...sigh...
M: Are there any advantages to being a Sailor Scout?
L: The best thing would have to be all of my great friends. (Happy Smile) I love it when I cook a meal for them and they all wolf it down and tell me its delicious.
M: And Serena asks for seconds.
L:
That's nice too.
M: (Takes a bite of the White Choc. Mac. nut cookie)
This is amazing... still so soft after being in my pocket for a half hour. You've got to teach me to make these.
L: ;D It'll be my pleasure!