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Post by Zyppora on Mar 29, 2007 2:33:29 GMT -5
Nu-uh, Neptune is Nephrite cause they both have wavy hair and their names start with the same letter. And Nephrite was Sailor Jupiter's boyfriend back in the Silver Millennium, but Ami is in love with Makoto and that's the real reason Ami competes with Michiru. That and because they both have water powers and Ami is jealous that Michiru's are better. Also there is a sixth season of Sailor Moon where the inner senshi kick Ami off the team and replace her with Michiru. Then Michiru dumps Haruka for Makoto, but then Makoto falls in love with Haruka. Ami is super jealous so she turns into Sailor Cosmos and kills all three of them so Sailor Moon has to seal her inside the Golden Dream mirror and she becomes Queen Nehellenia. Can you spot 11 rumors in the above paragraph? XD [rumour-mode] Actually, it's true that Michiru and Nephrite are the same, I mean, did you ever see them appear at the same time? It's kinda the whole Parker-disappears-Spiderman-appears, or Wayne-disappears-Batman-appears, or even Kent-disappears-Superman-appears trick. So they must be the same. And it's also true that Nephrite and Makoto had a secret relationship in the Silver Millennium, the fact that noone knows about it, is because it's SECRET >.> (except for dubbies, they seem to know all about it ). But yes, Ami is very definately in love with Makoto, and Michiru wants her brawn brunette back, so they compete. It has nothing to do with their powers. That sixth season stuff is bullcrap, it's the FIFTH season you're talking about, since there are only four (Stars doesn't count for dubbies). And it's not the Inners kicking Ami out, it's Ami being lured away by Michiru, who then fills up her spot in the Inner Senshi. Makoto is so heart-broken by Ami's 'departure', who is actually being held captive in the Outer Senshi's home in Michiru's wardrobe, that she falls in love with Haruka, who is actually Jadeite (see the blonde hair?) But what she didn't know is that Minako, who's actually Zoicite and Kunzite in one (hence the whole love scenes in the first season), has been seeing Rei (dun dun dun ... Queen Beryl, anyone?) who had been cheating on her with each of the Inner Senshi, but was ALSO Haruka's twin sister gone horribly wrong (which is why they don't look the same) [/rumour-mode] *hears pplz chanting in the background ... 'Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!'*
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Post by yumecosmos on Mar 29, 2007 20:49:07 GMT -5
Disclaimer to anyone not reading the topic carefully: All of the following is not true!!No, Rei isn't Haruka's twin sister, she's Haruka's clone. Haruka/Jadeite made her in order to become immortal. She has the know-how, after all--in case you didn't know, she's also Professor Tomoe. Rei is modified with genes from Hotaru which is why she has dark hair. But part of the evil of Mistress 9 also got into Rei's genes which is why Rei turns into Queen Beryl. Rei/Beryl is also Pluto's sister, and they're both in love with Endymion so they hate each other at first, but later Pluto realizes she doesn't want to fight with her sister anymore and they become friends. Yeah, this is the fifth season in order. Stars is after and comes sixth, but some people don't know about it so they call it the fifth. In stars there are three singers called the Tree Rights, because they are an environmentalist group. All three of them have twin sisters who are senshi, who they summon during battles. Some people don't understand this so they think the Tree Rights are guys who turn into girls, but now you know the truth! They are looking for their lost sister, Princess Olive, who is actually the grown-up form of Chibichibi and is also the reincarnation of Cerecere. (As you might have guessed, the other three lights are also reincarnations. Seiya is Vesves, Yaten is Pallapalla, and Taiki is Junjun.) The sister of the leader of the Tree Rights, Jessica, falls in love with Sailor Moon. Usagi falls for her and dumps Darien, who has been cheating on her with Sailor Galaxy while he was in America. Sailor Galaxy is the new enemy, she turns all the senshi evil. Sailor Venus is turned into Sailor Kitty Bell, Sailor Mercury becomes Sailor Aluminum Siren, Sailor Mars becomes Sailor Red Crow (because she's red and has two crows), and Sailor Jupiter becomes Sailor Ion Mouse. Whee, this is fun
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Post by Zyppora on Mar 30, 2007 3:33:24 GMT -5
And Luna and Artemis tried to stop the group from falling apart, Haruka/Jadeite/Prof. Tomoe from using Hotaru/Mistress 9 to create Rei/Beryl, Pluto from fighting her at first, Rei/Beryl and Pluto from falling in love with Endymion, the Tree Rights from fighting the Senshi after a battle in which consequential damage was dealt to the environment, the Tree Rights from calling in their twin sisters who are actually the mothers of Princess Olive, who is the grown-up form of Chibichibi, who doesn't really exist because she's from the future (hence they appear at the same time in some episodes), just like Chibi-Usa, who knew all about it but was forced to keep quiet by Pluto in order to not alter the timeline, create a paradox and explode the universe, which Luna and Artemis ALSO tried to prevent from happening, but still urged the little pinkhaired brat to talk, for which they were rudely devoured by the GM GOD (Giant Meat Grinder Of Doom) in the first episode of the sixth season after being thrown in by Sailor Aluminimum Siren, Sailor Red Crow, Sailor Kitty Bell and Sailor Ion Mouse, who proved to be the same Sailor Senshi with an added feature of being radioactive (Ion Mouse?), which further developed the Tree Rights' hatred for the group, and got them to be thrown into the GM GOD as well.
Easter egg: in the last episode, Haruka is seen eating sausages, presumably the product of the GM GOD's labours.
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Post by yumecosmos on Mar 30, 2007 18:48:26 GMT -5
ZOMG Haruka ate Artemis!!!1 Hope she doesn't get radiation poisoning from eating Ion Mouse though.
Oh and BTW Artemis is the reincarnation of Kunzite (see the white hair and green eyes?) and is also in love with Minako. Artemis gets killed by Pallapalla in SuperS but is reborn as Yaten on Kinmokusei (which is the fusion of Venus and Jupiter) in the time of Crystal Tokyo and goes back in time to appear in the rest of the series. This means that Yaten is also the future Sailor Jupenus, successor of Jupter AND Venus. (Jupiter and Venus are fused into one planet in Crystal Tokyo. Kinsei + Mokusei = Kinmokusei, get it?) Which means Pallapalla=Yaten=Artemis=Kunzite=Zoisite=Minako=Sailor Kitty Bell=Sailor Jupenus. So technically Minako killed herself twice and fell in love with herself three times. Speaking of Crystal Tokyo, in the future it's revealed that Mercury and Mars also fuse to form Suikasei. Ami/SailorCosmos/Nehellenia/Aluminum Siren and Rei/Beryl/Red Crow use their magic to have a daughter together, and she is the senshi of Suikasei, Sailor Watermelon. Sailor Watermelon and Sailor Jupenus are the guardians of Chibiusa's future daughter, Kousagi (who is named after Seiya, because Chibiusa is actually Seiya's daughter.) Oh yeah and I forgot, Yaten is Helios! Helios is in love with Endymion too, but Kunzite forbade them to have a relationship because Helios is a horse and also because he secretly loves Endymion too (but he's in denial), so they hate each other. Except that Helios actually is Kunzite's future self because Kunzite is Yaten, so Minako/Zoisite/Kunzite/Artemis/Yaten/Helios/Pallapalla/Kitty Bell/Jupenus is also jealous of him/herself...
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Post by Des on Mar 30, 2007 23:26:50 GMT -5
Lol ;D
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Post by Zyppora on Mar 31, 2007 13:16:30 GMT -5
yumecosmos: LMAO! I read it, laughed several times, and all that's left in my brain now, is: talk about multiple personality disorder.
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Post by skati on Apr 1, 2007 4:38:45 GMT -5
Dude, are there seriously people that believe that? I can tell you two are just joking and all...but still.
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Post by yumecosmos on Apr 1, 2007 22:25:47 GMT -5
Sadly, a good deal of the ones I added were based on actual rumors I've heard somewhere. Nephrite/Makoto, Ami/Makoto, Ami-hates-Michiru, and the terms "inner senshi", "Aluminum Siren", and "Red Crow" are all fairly common fanon inventions. (Well okay, Siren is semi-correct because the real name is Seiren, which does translate to Siren. It's akin to saying "Fireball" instead of Kakyuu.) The idea that Pluto and Chibiusa know all about the future and just hide it to protect the timeline is also fairly common, in spite of the many times it's been contradicted in canon. I have also heard people say that there is a sixth season and that Kakyuu is a grown-up Chibichibi or Chibichibi's mother. And in one of the dubs (Dutch, perhaps?) the Sailor Starlights are the twin sisters of the Three Lights. Jessica Lights was supposedly the proposed name for Starfighter in the American dub which was never made. I also read somewhere that Yaten is Helios, but I'm hoping they just made that up as a joke. I once read a fanfic where Ami was Sailor Cosmos, and saw a doujinshi where Rei was Setsuna's sister. Thankfully, I have never actually heard anyone say that Rei is Beryl, or that she's Haruka's genetically modified clone, or that Haruka is Jadeite, or that the inners are the animamates. Jupenus was my invention, just a bad pun. Sailor Watermelon was an even worse pun ^^; (For anyone who didn't catch it, suika is the Japanese word for watermelon.) Happy April Fools, everyone.
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Post by Zyppora on Apr 2, 2007 5:20:42 GMT -5
And in one of the dubs (Dutch, perhaps?) the Sailor Starlights are the twin sisters of the Three Lights. Sorry, it's not the Dutch dub, as it embodies no more than 5 non-chronological/non-sequential episodes of the first saga (yes, it's THAT bad ... but the intro song RAWKS! >W< ) Funny detail: it DID include the Haunted House episode, which the NA dub omitted IIRC.
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Post by yumecosmos on Apr 3, 2007 22:00:25 GMT -5
*checks Starlight Pops* My mistake, it was the Italian version. They apparently changed it in the middle of the season, too -_-;
And upon reconsideration, I believe I misspoke earlier. If Rei were Haruka's clone then she would, technically, be her twin sister. (Except for the Hotaru genes.) But I guess that depends on what definition of twin you're using. ...not that it really matters ^^;
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Post by Lethal[x]Rose on Apr 25, 2007 18:55:22 GMT -5
Lmaoo I Cracked up at this, Oh and there is a website with all these really messed up SM rumors! I Was FALLING OUT OF MY CHAIR when i read some of them, and was going to like kill the creater of the false rumors when I read others, there was one were Dariens mystery job was as a Playboy and all this stuff anyways heres the site: www.eternalsailormoon.org/rumors/index.html [[ 11 pages of these rumors!!]]
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